I have a new concern. You see, the other night I dreamt that I overheard Jacob telling a friend, "If we only ate when Katie cooked, then we would have starved to death years ago." When I woke up, I got to thinking about it. I cook dinner... um...maybe two or three times a month, at the most (maybe 24 nights a year, maybe). I suddenly felt like such a slacker. It's not that I don't want to cook, really. I would cook dinner if someone expected me too, or even if someone would eat it whether they expected it or not.
Unfortunately, we have two regular conversations at our house. The first goes like this:
K: Are you hungry?
J: No, I ate a large lunch.
K: Okay. I'll have some cereal.
The second conversation goes like this:
K: Are you hungry?
J: I don't know. I guess so.
K: What do you want to eat?
J: I don't know, you pick.
K: Nothing really sounds good to me. You pick.
J: I don't know you pick.
(This goes on for at least 45 minutes.) Finally,
K: Okay, when you decide what you want let me know. Or there's cereal in the kitchen.
We eat alot of cereal. It seems like between not having the time to cook, not being able to pick what we want to eat, and not having all the ingredients for what does sound good at the time, I never spend any time in the kitchen. The biggest meal we usually eat is Weekend Breakfast. This could be a combination of omelets, eggs cooked to order, hashbrowns, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles, and french toast. While absolutely my favorite meal of the week I'm not the one that cooks it. Jake is. Jake is the culinary mastermind in our house.
This morning I'd been thinking about my dream again so I decided to make dinner tonight. I left work kind of early, called Jake and asked him to thaw some steaks, went to the grocery store, bought produce for a salad, and went home ready to cook. Guess what happened? Yep, Jake had eaten a big lunch and wasn't hugry. I don't know how to use the barbecue outside so Jake cooked my steak for me. I opened a bag of salad, grated some cheese and sliced a tomato. The extent of my "cooking" was chopping a tomato.
So now I have to ask: Do you actually make dinner at your house? How often? And if so, does that dinner include a main dish and side dishes, or just a single dish like mac and cheese or hamburger helper? Am I the only "slacker" out there?